Courage

Written and Directed by Peter Pike.  Music composed by Peter Pike.  Animated using Xtranormal software.

Script

For too long, we have been without hope.  Without dreams.  Without the promise of a better tomorrow.

For too long we’ve been stuck without politicians giving us triumphant music.  No longer.

Yes, my America—my beautiful.  No longer shall we be forced to listen to cheap Muzak produced by people in Hollywood.  They seek only to manipulate you to their every whim.  Why accept that when you can have music that I choose to manipulate you with instead?

America, I know what is best for you.  And what is best for you is what is best for me.

Vote for me—CalvinDude.  Vote for me and you will never face the consequences of your vote alone.  I cannot recommend myself highly enough for you.  And that is why I wrote this music for you.

If I can do this, imagine what I could do with the Federal budget!

Put down your fears.  Lay down your burdens and accept your fate.  America loves me and my campaign promise that I will never lie about anything other than campaign promises.

With me as your president, there is no slogan we cannot achieve.

I believe in you, America.  Not you individually, but you as a whole.

Courage.